Same story, different continent

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Drop it like it's hot

Lastnight I caught Fat Freddy's Drop here in ChCh. Everyone should check these characters out. The critics agree that they are good - some say the 'quintessential' Kiwi band. When I go to a concert normally I stand there, arms crossed and pensive, but you couldn't help but bust a move. Mothers, fathers, and unborn children were seen breaking it down. It was real good times.

The rest of the story is that Block 3 of school is into week 2. It doesn't look like a bad block either. I found out that I'm heading back to the West Coast for my next/last teaching practice. Part of me wanted to stay here to keep the job and be close to the femme but that other part is pretty excited to go back. They are always crying for teachers over there too so hopefully it ends in a job.

That's all that is new. Oh...except today I went to the only arena in ChCh to see the Canadian under 14s beat the Canterbury under 19s team. I think all the Canadians in town turned out to the game. Canada won of course.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Extra...extra...see all about it!

There is a West Coast update in my photos. If anyone cares...anyone?

Sunday, July 17, 2005

The West Coast is indeed the Best Coast

So I just got back from a whirlwind of a tour of the west coast of the South Island and let me tell you right here and now...you must see it too. It was very refreshing. I was really starting to get sick of this country and especially this city but I feel better now about staying here next year. I should warn you though that you better not expect much besides incredible scenery and rain because that's about it. Some places don't have electricity!

So we left ChCh a week ago today and went south to Dunedin. I had already been there but I wanted to go see Larnach Castle. We drove out to see it and found that it cost 18$ a person to tour it. I made the executive decision to nix it right there. So we wandered around Dunedin until parking wasn't free anymore then headed to a friend's house for dinner. It was really nice to be in a home home. We played Scrabble and had dinner and wine and sat by the fire. It was a good start.

Leaving Dunedin we headed west via Wanaka and then the Haast Pass to Haast (not really a town, more of a couple houses, a cafe, and a backpackers.) The trip was wild. We left rain and wind in Dunedin, then hit a snowstorm about 15 minutes outside of Dunedin, then the day cleared up to glorious sunshine. The Haast pass had so many incredible views along the way - waterfalls, rivers, mountains - I think I saw what heaven looks like at one point.

The third day we left Haast and started driving north. The plan was to see the glaciers then see how we feel. We made it to Fox Glacier and did a little walk around Lake Matheson which purportedly has some of the best views in NZ on a good day. We did a tour to the glacier lookout and then headed north to Franz Joseph Glacier. We did another walk and got quite close to the glacier. After lunch and coffee we got back on the road and headed to Hokitika.

Day four - we awoke to rain - Apocalypse style rain. We toured the town and met up with some friends who had just bought a cafe in town. We left Hokitika behind and kept going North. The plan was to get as far as we could so that we could take it easy the next day. We stopped at Punikaiki to see the famous Pancake Rocks and got wet. We kept driving to Buller Gorge and did a little hike across NZ's largest swing bridge and got wet. (Check out the pics of this bridge. It was capitol fun.) We kept driving against better judgment and made it all the way to Collingwood. The plan was to stay at a hostel I heard about called the Inn-let. Upon arrivel it was closed. We went back to Collingwood and couldn't find anything with a vacancy or that was still open. We found a holiday park and got a cabin there but on inspection it looked like it could have been from some sort of slasher film so we got our money back and drove back to Takaka. There were no vacancy signs everywhere. Finally I made Jess go and ask at one hotel. They gave us somebody's room who hadn't showed up. We took it without even asking how much. It was the nicest place we stayed in the whole trip. (Not to give the wrong idea because we found some incredible hostels at each stop. Check out Bird Song in Hokitika and Somerset House in Collingwood.) We got some succulent takeaways (Pumpkin and Spinach Burgers and fries - Amazing), got into bed, got drunk, and watched Extreme Home Makeover. It rained the entire day and apparently Takaka (where we stayed that night) got something like 42 cms of rain.

The next day we went back to Collingwood and found a hostel and booked a Farewell spit tour for the next day. With a day to kill we went to Wharariki Beach and found seal pups playing tag in a little creek. The beach was so windswept and violent. We didn't stay long. We went back to Pu Pu Springs (I didn't really want to go with a name like that) but it was NZ's largest freshwater spring. It was a peaceful stop. On the way back to the hostel we stopped at the Mussel Inn which is now my favourite bar in the world. They brew their own beer and make some great food. One of their beer's, Captain Cooker's Maunka Beer, is ranked as the best beer in NZ - the only beer to recieve 10 out of 10 in the rankings. It was a great wooden place with a huge fireplace and mulching toilets and cell phones staked to trees. The 10% pint of Monkey Puzzler pretty much ended the day.

We toured up to Farewell Spit at the tip of the South Island on the sixth day. The giant AWD bus took us out on the Spit and all the way down to the Lighthouse at the end. We saw all sorts of wildlife (alive and dead - there were seal carcasses and whale skeletons littering the beach.) It was like a desert. And it was a calm day - the wind was practically sandblasting the paint off the bus. The tour guide had some amazing stories about the wildlife and the lighthouse keepers and ship wrecks. They had found the world's largest intact specimen of a Giant Squid on the Spit last August - I was hoping we'd see another. After the tour we headed back to Nelson for the night. We found a hostel and bumped into some friends from ChCh. Dinner and drinks took up most of the night.

Yesterday we left Nelson and travelled back to ChCh. I was not looking forward to returning home to the constant greyness of this place. Low and behold it is windy, grey, and drizzly today.

It was an awesome trip. Only nine weeks till the next school break. Also, I was thinking while driving that I have less than 45 days in school and only 20 days teaching before I am a real teacher. Doesn't seem right somehow.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

More from me earlier

Alright...so I just got home from a rad roadtrip and I will add an update later re: it but first off...I have to discuss with yall some things that I have noticed lately.

Some of you may or may not know this but I love cowboy shirts. You know...the kind that have the embroidered bits on the breasts...that Roy Rogers used to wear. Anyway...I love them. I have been looking for a brand new second hand C&W shirt for a while now and they are pretty hard to come by here in NZ. However, while in Auckland, I found a store that had a bunch; not a bunch in Kensington Market standards but more than I had seen anywhere else in NZ. But (the catch) they were all expensive as - the cheapest being about $45NZD (again...not even close to the $15CND standard set by Kensington Market.) Anyway, I was browsing through the rack of shirts and came upon "THE BEST SHIRT EVER." It didn't say that or anything. That is what I named it. It was red with white shoulders and over each breast was a royal flush (Ace, King, Queen, Jack, 10.) On the upper back was a Riverboat/Gambling scene but in the foreground there was a sign that said "No Gambling." It was exquisite (and I don't think I have ever used that adjective before.) But...alas...I couldn't part with $120NZD for it. That's my story. I just wanted to share.

Everyday I walk home I walk down a walkway next to some train tracks and everyday it seems there is more and more terrible graffiti. I strongly feel that uncreative and untalented graffiti artists are the bane of the world right now. I really wouldn't mind if the tags were creative and appealing to the eye. But they're not. Like one...in pink paint (what kind of tough tagger paints only in pink?!?) says "We take drugs" and has a picture of a pig next to it. Now...I get the police reference but...wtf? Crap...utter crap.

I went to the airport the other day to meet my girlfriend upon her arrival home from Napier. I went straight from a party and all I had with me was a daypack filled with a half empty 12 pack of Carling beer. (Is a daypack still a daypack at night time?) As I was wandering through the airport I got thinking...how great would it be to just show up at an airport with only a box of beer as a carry-on then just fly somewhere. Radical.

Hives. Never had em but boy do I like them. I have been stealing a lot of music lately and one of the newest thefts was the Hives discography. I really really really like these guys - tight, fun punk music the way your parents used to listen to. Check this band out if you haven't already.

Finally, a few weeks ago I went to see the John Butler Trio here in ChCh. John Butler is originally from California but hails from Austrailia now where he started as a busker many years back. He's kinda like Ben Harper and John Mayer rolled into a dread-locked, slide-guitar- playing, white boy. I'm not really sold on all his material but it had been a while since I had been to a concert. Anyway, the show was pretty good - the band was musically excellent and the crowd was really into it. What ruined it for me was the high number of dudes at the show. I don't know where these guys get off thinking they belong anywhere where I'm at. (A dude here is defined a basically your run-of-the-mill yuppie; leather jacket, trendy jeans, shiny leather shoes, usually discussing stocks and/or bonds.) Anyway...I just get uncomfortable when I'm surrounded by these people. There was one guy (an aformentioned dude,) who at a break in the concert, expelled some sort of sound that could only be described as a meow. It was really weird - especially because it was no louder than a whisper. I think that only my mate and I heard it. We both chalked this up to him being high on something. This was further proven by his and his girlfriend's terrible dancing. Dudes and their significant crow-eyed others need to stay home in their trendy townhouse, listening to U2 and discussing their new BMW or said stocks and/or bonds.

It feels good to get these things off my chest

Monday, July 04, 2005

3 to go...

2 in one week! Hell hath freezen over!

Man howdy...I can't wait to be done this teaching practice. I have not been looking forward to something so much since my 13th birthday when I found my Nintendo Entertainment System in my parents closet. I don't know why I have this urge to run far, far away from this school but I do. And come Friday 1500 hours...I will. One of my associates is taking off Thursday and Friday and he jokingly said that he recommended me for relief. I almost strangled him. (That would have been a bit of a black mark on my teaching record!) Nope...I'm just going to finish the next 3 days (10 classes, ~10hours, 600 minutes) and walk away with my head held high (right across the street to the beer store! 24 Speights for 27$!!!)

I was cruising the internet at lunch today, checkin out the happenings at home, and found that the Net Nanny software that the school uses won't let me look at The Globe and Mail. What in the hell?!? I can't read Canada's national paper because it "contains inappropriate material." So I made a bit of a U-turn to Yahoo.ca news. As I was scanning down the headlines I found one that said "Deep Impact [spacecraft] ready for climax..." No wonder the Net Nanny sounded the buzzers and strobes! Oh and I also can't check out the New Pornographers website to hear their new album. (That one kinda makes sense I guess.) Censorship has finally affected yours truly and I don't like it one bit.

In other news...I have to go make photocopies.

PS - now I can't view my blog on the school's computers.